What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do you agree with the characterization of Trump's trial as a "modern day Salem witch trial"? Why or why not?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

What is the best time for conception?

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?